Monday 3 March 2014

Home invastion advice



One of the big issues faced with any self respecting home invader is, what do you do with the home owner while you are looting his home?

Well here is a news paper report from Metro showing a really ingenious idea.


"A man in South Africa was robbed by armed thieves who broke into his house €“and then stripped him naked and superglued him to his exercise bike.
The man was forced to look on, helpless, at the burglars as they ransacked his house, and helped themselves to his finest Chivas Regal Scotch whisky while they were at it.

The men were  smartly dressed in suits and€“ kidnapped the man in an affluent Johannesburg suburb, and forced him to take them to his house. Once there, they made him strip, then superglued him to the seat of the exercise bike. They also superglued his hands and feet, and “ just to make sure they€“ superglued his mouth shut as well.
The man was only discovered when his partner arrived home several hours later. He was eventually removed from the exercise bike by emergency services, using a mixture of chemicals and Vaseline"

The Australian media reported as:

"A South African man was stripped and superglued to his exercise bicycle and his mouth glued shut for hours by armed robbers who ransacked his home and helped themselves to his finest Scotch whisky.

The man was hijacked at gunpoint in a wealthy suburb of Johannesburg and forced to lead the thieves to his home in another area, a spokesman for the emergency services told the SAPA news agency.

He was forced to strip before being superglued to the seat of his exercise bicycle. His hands and feet were also glued and his mouth sealed shut, the spokesman said.
The robbers wore suits and reportedly helped themselves to the victim's Chivas Regal Scotch whisky while cleaning out his home."










 


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